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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-05-18
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|#########_/ The Boulder
/ #######/ is at 19
/_ #####/ Its Slope is 5
/ /O_/ /
| /_ / It has been at 217
/_/\. / Moving as fast as 7
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-05-11 17:23:54 +0000] Reported boulder at height 14 and slope at 4
[2026-05-12 14:55:52 +0000] Cosmo pushed the boulder
[2026-05-12 19:48:01 +0000] Galle pushed the boulder
[2026-05-16 08:13:48 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2026-05-17 19:33:43 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
[2026-05-18 10:54:00 +0000] msh210 pushed the boulder
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TOP PUSHERS (since things got hard)
#1 61 ============================================================= ais523
#2 59 =========================================================== Murphy
#3 29 ============================= Cosmo
#4 9 ========= Ben
#5 9 ========= Galle
#6 8 ======== Caramel
#7 8 ======== juan
#8 6 ====== kiako
#9 5 ===== oliver.n
#10 5 ===== Liz Wake
#11 5 ===== RadicalRose
#12 4 ==== juniper
#13 4 ==== snail
#14 3 === Trigon
#15 3 === literallyAmbiguous
#16 3 === Automaticat
#17 3 === 4st
#18 2 == kambri
#19 1 = Kaia
#20 1 = Burning Beef
#21 1 = nix
#22 1 = msh210
#23 1 = Nilrem
#24 1 = LiterallyAmbiguous
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by Mischief
and costs 46 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
