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absurdor: juan The State of the Absurd 2026-04-22
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argh! / __, /
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\ /\___=--. / The Boulder FELL!
" \/ It is at 2
/ Its Slope is 1
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/ #### // / It has been at 217
###### / / Moving as fast as 7
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LATEST EVENTS
[2026-04-13 23:44:02 +0000] Reported boulder at height 20 and slope at 6
[2026-04-13 23:49:15 +0000] juan pushed the boulder
[2026-04-18 00:22:15 +0000] ais523 pushed the boulder
[2026-04-19 18:14:37 +0000] Murphy pushed the boulder
[2026-04-22 10:10:32 +0000] Galle pushed the boulder
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TOP PUSHERS (since things got hard)
#1 57 ========================================================= ais523
#2 55 ======================================================= Murphy
#3 26 ========================== Cosmo
#4 9 ========= Ben
#5 8 ======== juan
#6 8 ======== Caramel
#7 6 ====== kiako
#8 5 ===== RadicalRose
#9 5 ===== Liz Wake
#10 5 ===== oliver.n
#11 5 ===== Galle
#12 4 ==== juniper
#13 4 ==== snail
#14 3 === Trigon
#15 3 === Automaticat
#16 3 === literallyAmbiguous
#17 2 == kambri
#18 2 == 4st
#19 1 = Burning Beef
#20 1 = LiterallyAmbiguous
#21 1 = Kaia
#22 1 = Nilrem
#23 1 = nix
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THE VEBLEN
The Veblen
is owned by Mischief
and costs 46 spendies
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Do you have any suggestions on what I should put on the report?
Send them to me!
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juan
Registrar, Absurdor
