On 10/21/2020 9:05 PM, Jason Cobb wrote:
On 10/21/20 8:57 PM, ATMunn wrote:
On 10/21/2020 8:51 PM, Jason Cobb wrote:
On 10/21/20 8:49 PM, ATMunn wrote:
On 10/21/2020 7:24 PM, Jason Cobb wrote:
On 10/21/20 6:30 PM, Reuben Staley wrote:
Having been authorized by Rule 2629/0, I, Trigon, Treasuror of Agora
Nomic, hereby initiate an auction.
Whereas the Lost and Found Department owns no cards or products, the
lots of this auction are as follows: (1) a new Victory Card.
This auction will be held in the official currency of Agora, coins.
This auction will be a Forward Auction, as described by Regulation AM1.
Having been authorized to bid by the Honorable Regulation AM1 on this
Magnificent Novel Victory Card, I bid the Grand Sum of a single coin.
In a magnificent response to this marvelous act of the bidding of one
coin, I hereby bid two coins.
In a brilliant response to the above TRAITOROUS act of the bidding of
one coin, I do therefore bid THREE COINS.
Now, as Prime Minister of Agora, I do deem all acts of bidding two or
fewer coins to be HERETICAL, and thus bid the immense sum of FOUR coins.
As Rulekeepor, I do deem all acts of bidding an even number of coins not
greater than 4 AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLY RULES, and thus bid the
STUPENDOUS sum of FIVE AGORAN COINS.
Let it be known that I, the FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD NOTARY, am a FRIEND OF
THE PEOPLE. It has come to my attention that some people have become
OFFENDED by the number five, and deem it UNWORTHY to be the highest bid
in an auction. Therefore, I shall, and do, bid the ASTOUNDING sum of
SEVEN COINS of the PEOPLE OF AGORA.
--
ATMunn
friendly neighborhood notary and Prime Minister of Agora :)
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