On 10/21/20 9:16 PM, ATMunn wrote: > On 10/21/2020 9:05 PM, Jason Cobb wrote: >> On 10/21/20 8:57 PM, ATMunn wrote: >>> On 10/21/2020 8:51 PM, Jason Cobb wrote: >>>> On 10/21/20 8:49 PM, ATMunn wrote: >>>>> On 10/21/2020 7:24 PM, Jason Cobb wrote: >>>>>> On 10/21/20 6:30 PM, Reuben Staley wrote: >>>>>>> Having been authorized by Rule 2629/0, I, Trigon, Treasuror of Agora >>>>>>> Nomic, hereby initiate an auction. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Whereas the Lost and Found Department owns no cards or products, the >>>>>>> lots of this auction are as follows: (1) a new Victory Card. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> This auction will be held in the official currency of Agora, coins. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> This auction will be a Forward Auction, as described by Regulation AM1. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Having been authorized to bid by the Honorable Regulation AM1 on this >>>>>> Magnificent Novel Victory Card, I bid the Grand Sum of a single coin. >>>>>> >>>>> In a magnificent response to this marvelous act of the bidding of one >>>>> coin, I hereby bid two coins. >>>>> >>>> In a brilliant response to the above TRAITOROUS act of the bidding of >>>> one coin, I do therefore bid THREE COINS. >>>> >>> Now, as Prime Minister of Agora, I do deem all acts of bidding two or >>> fewer coins to be HERETICAL, and thus bid the immense sum of FOUR coins. >>> >> As Rulekeepor, I do deem all acts of bidding an even number of coins not >> greater than 4 AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLY RULES, and thus bid the >> STUPENDOUS sum of FIVE AGORAN COINS. >> > Let it be known that I, the FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD NOTARY, am a FRIEND OF > THE PEOPLE. It has come to my attention that some people have become > OFFENDED by the number five, and deem it UNWORTHY to be the highest bid > in an auction. Therefore, I shall, and do, bid the ASTOUNDING sum of > SEVEN COINS of the PEOPLE OF AGORA. >
I, the SCARED ASSESSOR, am SCARED of the EVIL number SEVEN because SEVEN EIGHT NINE. Thus a NOTARY that would INTENTIONALLY bid SEVEN UNHOLY coins CANNOT be a FRIEND OF THE PEOPLE. In order to right this ATROCIOUS WRONG, I CAN and DO bid the MAGNIFICENT and GODLY sum of TEN COINS. -- Jason Cobb Assessor, Rulekeepor _______________________________________________ Agora mailing list [email protected] https://listserver.tue.nl/mailman/listinfo/agora
