On 10/21/2020 6:16 PM, ATMunn wrote:
> On 10/21/2020 9:05 PM, Jason Cobb wrote:
>> On 10/21/20 8:57 PM, ATMunn wrote:
>>> On 10/21/2020 8:51 PM, Jason Cobb wrote:
>>>> On 10/21/20 8:49 PM, ATMunn wrote:
>>>>> On 10/21/2020 7:24 PM, Jason Cobb wrote:
>>>>>> On 10/21/20 6:30 PM, Reuben Staley wrote:
>>>>>>> Having been authorized by Rule 2629/0, I, Trigon, Treasuror of Agora
>>>>>>> Nomic, hereby initiate an auction.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Whereas the Lost and Found Department owns no cards or products, the
>>>>>>> lots of this auction are as follows: (1) a new Victory Card.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This auction will be held in the official currency of Agora, coins.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> This auction will be a Forward Auction, as described by Regulation AM1.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Having been authorized to bid by the Honorable Regulation AM1 on this
>>>>>> Magnificent Novel Victory Card, I bid the Grand Sum of a single coin.
>>>>>>
>>>>> In a magnificent response to this marvelous act of the bidding of one
>>>>> coin, I hereby bid two coins.
>>>>>
>>>> In a brilliant response to the above TRAITOROUS act of the bidding of
>>>> one coin, I do therefore bid THREE COINS.
>>>>
>>> Now, as Prime Minister of Agora, I do deem all acts of bidding two or
>>> fewer coins to be HERETICAL, and thus bid the immense sum of FOUR coins.
>>>
>>
>> As Rulekeepor, I do deem all acts of bidding an even number of coins not
>> greater than 4 AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLY RULES, and thus bid the
>> STUPENDOUS sum of FIVE AGORAN COINS.
>>
> 
> Let it be known that I, the FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD NOTARY, am a FRIEND OF 
> THE PEOPLE. It has come to my attention that some people have become 
> OFFENDED by the number five, and deem it UNWORTHY to be the highest bid 
> in an auction. Therefore, I shall, and do, bid the ASTOUNDING sum of 
> SEVEN COINS of the PEOPLE OF AGORA.

Like unto a VOICE OF JUDGEMENT prithee hearken ye to these WORDES of
TRUTHE:  I do HEREBY BID the RIGHT OCTARINE number of coins: EIGHT.

-G.



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