I second Warren -It all comes down to understanding. However, we are not
that much different. Quote from "As Good as it Gets" with Jack
Nicholson:

 

Secretary: How do you write women so well?

Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and
accountability.

 

Please allow me to explain the history of the world in brief:

Man discovers woman and discovers sex. Woman discovers sex and invent
headache. Man discovers word and woman invents conversation. Woman
discovers conversation and invents gossip. Man discovers agriculture and
invents food. Woman discovers food and invents diet. Man discovers trade
and invents money. Woman discovers money, and from there it all went
wrong...

 

Runar

 

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Poor Chris ... so much learning to do ...

1 ... wrong 

2 ... probably true

3 ... most likely true

4 ... what is decoupage???? ... how come you know that word ... lol

5 ... ummm ... not sure that's always true

6 ... VERY true .... :)

7 ... I doubt this is true in most cases ... just trying to make sure
you guys are updated.

8 ... If you can't tell the difference ... well, I'm not sure I can
help!

9 ... Don't worry ... she knows exactly how she looks ... better to
always give a positive answer.

10 .. You'd have to be beyond brave to try that because that's saying
she's dumb.  What she will seek out will not cost her any money, there
is always an abundance of them ready to serv(ice) !

 

That's after 37 years of marriage !!  

 

On 5/15/07, Chris Woyton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 

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THE ONLY 10 Things Men (ok...I) Know About Women:

 

1. They don't look at the toilet seat before they sit down.

2. If it could be said in 10 words, they'll use 50.

3. They smell nicer than we do.

4. Fabric, lipstick, throw pillows, bath salts, sling-backs and
decoupage (whatever the hell that is) are important to them for some
reason.

5. Your wife/girlfriend's girlfriends know an uncomfortable amount about
you...somehow.

6. They just know better....somehow.

7. They can talk to another woman for 10 minutes and be lifelong
friends, as illustrated by strangers knowing an uncomfortable amount
about you....somehow. 

8. They're nice and soft sometimes and mean as hell at others and often
it's impossible to tell the difference. 

9. If you answer a direct question about their appearance in any way,
you're in trouble...somehow.

10 If you decide to teach them a lesson for not looking at the toilet
seat before sitting down and leave the plunger in there, they may decide
they don't need you anymore, divorce you and hire a kid to mow the
grass. 

 

And, after 10 years of marriage, that's about it.

 

-CW

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