I wonder if women invented credit cards :-) Some sure know how to make a more adventurous use of them :-)
Joe -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf Of Runar Helle Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 8:03 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women I second Warren -It all comes down to understanding. However, we are not that much different. Quote from "As Good as it Gets" with Jack Nicholson: Secretary: How do you write women so well? Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. Please allow me to explain the history of the world in brief: Man discovers woman and discovers sex. Woman discovers sex and invent headache. Man discovers word and woman invents conversation. Woman discovers conversation and invents gossip. Man discovers agriculture and invents food. Woman discovers food and invents diet. Man discovers trade and invents money. Woman discovers money, and from there it all went wrong... Runar ________________________________ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Susan Palmer Sent: 16. mai 2007 00:44 To: [email protected] Subject: Re: OT:Humor - Top 10 Things Men Know About Women ** Poor Chris ... so much learning to do ... 1 ... wrong 2 ... probably true 3 ... most likely true 4 ... what is decoupage???? ... how come you know that word ... lol 5 ... ummm ... not sure that's always true 6 ... VERY true .... :) 7 ... I doubt this is true in most cases ... just trying to make sure you guys are updated. 8 ... If you can't tell the difference ... well, I'm not sure I can help! 9 ... Don't worry ... she knows exactly how she looks ... better to always give a positive answer. 10 .. You'd have to be beyond brave to try that because that's saying she's dumb. What she will seek out will not cost her any money, there is always an abundance of them ready to serv(ice) ! That's after 37 years of marriage !! On 5/15/07, Chris Woyton <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: ** THE ONLY 10 Things Men (ok...I) Know About Women: 1. They don't look at the toilet seat before they sit down. 2. If it could be said in 10 words, they'll use 50. 3. They smell nicer than we do. 4. Fabric, lipstick, throw pillows, bath salts, sling-backs and decoupage (whatever the hell that is) are important to them for some reason. 5. Your wife/girlfriend's girlfriends know an uncomfortable amount about you...somehow. 6. They just know better....somehow. 7. They can talk to another woman for 10 minutes and be lifelong friends, as illustrated by strangers knowing an uncomfortable amount about you....somehow. 8. They're nice and soft sometimes and mean as hell at others and often it's impossible to tell the difference. 9. If you answer a direct question about their appearance in any way, you're in trouble...somehow. 10 If you decide to teach them a lesson for not looking at the toilet seat before sitting down and leave the plunger in there, they may decide they don't need you anymore, divorce you and hire a kid to mow the grass. And, after 10 years of marriage, that's about it. -CW No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.467 / Virus Database: 269.7.1/805 - Release Date: 5/15/2007 10:47 AM _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org ARSlist:"Where the Answers Are"
