That's probably not a bad idea - LOL! On 12/7/07, Thad K Esser <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > ** > That's quite the explanation. Maybe we should get the toaster guys to > write the documentation for BMC. > > *Thad Esser* > Remedy Developer > "*Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours."*-- Richard > Bach > > > *"William Rentfrow" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>* > Sent by: "Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)" < > [email protected]> > > 12/07/2007 08:51 AM Please respond to > [email protected] > > To > [email protected] cc > Subject > Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! > > > > > ** > If you go buy a high end toaster (yes, there is such a thing - they can > cost hundreds of dollars) - they will instruct you in the proper method of > making toast. > > You are to first run a "wam up" cycle of the toaster on the high heat > setting. You are then supposed to dial the heat down to your preferred > toasted-bread setting and proceed to make toast. This insures even > crispness and toasting since the toaster is not heating up at the same time > as toasting your bread. > > (Toasting by the way is the breakdown of complex bread starches into > simple sugars which then caramelize - hence the slightly sweet taste of > un-buttered toast). > > I suppose if you're willing to spend hundreds of dollars on a toaster you > probably have the free time to do this. > > > > ------------------------------ > *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Gidd* > Sent:* Friday, December 07, 2007 8:54 AM* > To:* [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject:* OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! > > ** > Questions that have Confused humankind!! > > a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll > squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\" > > a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a > horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? > > a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? > > a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? > > a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of > coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? > > a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re > both dogs! > > a.. What do you call male ballerinas? > > a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why > didn\'t he just buy dinner? > > a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? > > a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from > vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? > > a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? > > a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? > > a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the > same tune? > > a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? > > a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad > at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his > head out the window into the wind? > > a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? > __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in > it___ > __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in > it___ > > ***IMPORTANT NOTICE: This communication, including any attachment, > contains information that may be confidential or privileged, and is intended > solely for the entity or individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not > the intended recipient, you should delete this message and are hereby > notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this message is > strictly prohibited. Nothing in this email, including any attachment, is > intended to be a legally binding signature.*** > __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in > it___
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