What do you call a lady who delivers with the US Postal Service? A mail woman or a fe-mail man?
Dan Wangler, Team Lead, STARS Group Phone: 214-567-8304; email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Client/Server Services, IT Opeations Texas Instruments, Inc. 6500 Chase Oaks Blvd., MS 8401 Plano, Texas, 75023 ________________________________ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Bob Rowe Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 11:01 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** In "A Bug's Life" the ladybug-guy never really adjusted to being a male of the species. On Dec 7, 2007 9:43 AM, Wallace, Kelvin <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > wrote: ** What do you call a male ladybug? ________________________________ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 9:54 AM To: [email protected] Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\" a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ -- Bob Rowe, Remedy Action Request System Development and Administration [EMAIL PROTECTED] "The golden rule is to test everything in the light of reason and experience, no matter from where it comes." Mohandas K. Gandhi __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
