That's quite the explanation. Maybe we should get the toaster guys to write the documentation for BMC.
Thad Esser Remedy Developer "Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours."-- Richard Bach "William Rentfrow" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent by: "Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)" <[email protected]> 12/07/2007 08:51 AM Please respond to [email protected] To [email protected] cc Subject Re: Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** If you go buy a high end toaster (yes, there is such a thing - they can cost hundreds of dollars) - they will instruct you in the proper method of making toast. You are to first run a "wam up" cycle of the toaster on the high heat setting. You are then supposed to dial the heat down to your preferred toasted-bread setting and proceed to make toast. This insures even crispness and toasting since the toaster is not heating up at the same time as toasting your bread. (Toasting by the way is the breakdown of complex bread starches into simple sugars which then caramelize - hence the slightly sweet taste of un-buttered toast). I suppose if you're willing to spend hundreds of dollars on a toaster you probably have the free time to do this. From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 8:54 AM To: [email protected] Subject: OT:Friday Humor - Questions that have Confused humankind!! ** Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\" a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ __20060125_______________________This posting was submitted with HTML in it___ ***IMPORTANT NOTICE: This communication, including any attachment, contains information that may be confidential or privileged, and is intended solely for the entity or individual to whom it is addressed. If you are not the intended recipient, you should delete this message and are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this message is strictly prohibited. Nothing in this email, including any attachment, is intended to be a legally binding signature.*** _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
