All politicians are liars. Corruptions happen. No free lunch possible ->
zero sum game -> some gain and some lose on any policy. Your ideology
determines who you want to vote for. 

 

But can we at least elect a capable person? What's wrong with electing
an elite? A smart person with wisdom is exactly what this country needs.
When you hire a plumber, you want him to be smart/experienced enough to
fix your system. Same goes with a Remedy developer, you want an elite
for the money. But when electing the president, the most important job
for the whole country/world, somehow, we want to have a guy who we can
have a beer with? Who has a pregnant teenage because she faces the same
problem an ordinary American faces? Can we just set the bar a little
higher, like top 10% finish in his/her class, at least 3.5 GPA, at least
1200 SAT, at least 120 IQ, and can take care of his/her children/grand
kids? With at least 100 millions in each party, can we at least
pre-screen and get better ones? It seems to me that earlier presidents
were all much smarter than general public. Not anymore. 

 

 

From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Mayfield, Andy L.
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2008 6:30 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Friday Humor

 

** 

OK, to keep it fair and balanced...........

 

 

 

How does everyone feel about the stance Obama took on............. wait
it just changed again.

 

"Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money
and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser."

 

"Well, the Democrats are now preparing for their convention in Denver,
and they have hired the first ever director of greening. They say that
this year that everything about their convention will be green,
including nominating a candidate who's only been a senator for a couple
of years."

 

 

"Senator Obama answered doubts about his inexperience by saying he has
gained tremendous insight from his work as a community organizer, civil
rights attorney, constitutional law professor, key club president, 4H
treasurer, lunch room monitor, two years of jazz, and four years of
tap."

 

 

"Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born.
McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary was born outside
Chicago, and if you believe the media, Barack Obama was born in a
manger."

 

"Barack Obama
<http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobama/tp/barack-obama-jokes.ht
m>  now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when
he promised change, he was talking about his mind."

 

"After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to
Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he
was born."

 

"It was quite a weekend, politically. Yesterday, an estimated 75,000
people attended a Barack Obama rally on the banks of the Willamette
River. ... And if you believe the media, listen to this. After the
rally, Barack Obama fed them all with just five loaves of bread and two
fish. Amazing!"

 

 

Andy L. Mayfield 
Sr. System Operation Specialist 
Office: 205-226-1805 
Cell: 205-288-9140 
SoLinc: 10*19140 

________________________________

From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList)
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd
Sent: Friday, September 26, 2008 12:33 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: OT:Friday Humor

 

"John McCain showed up without running mate Sarah Palin, which is a
shame because she actually has a lot of experience with financial
matters. You know, she lives right next to a bank."

 

 

"John McCain wants to suspend his debate with Barack Obama until the
economic crisis is over. And Sarah Palin wants to suspend her debate
with Joe Biden until she can find Europe on a map."

 

 

"President Bush has been speaking out about the Wall Street bailout. And
today, a reporter asked him what he planned to do about AIG. Yeah. Bush
got upset and said, 'Why does everyone always spell in front of me?'"

 

 

"Here's good news: George W. Bush says that he is committed to fighting
global warming. Yeah, well, he nipped that in the bud, didn't he? ...
President Bush says he's really going to buckle down now and fight
global warming. As a matter of fact, he announced today he's sending
20,000 troops to the sun"

 

 

"According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much
worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they
originally predicted it would destroy the planet."

 

 

"President Bush has a plan. He says that if we need to, we can lower the
temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius"

 

 

Two State Department employees were fired -- this is a bit of a scandal
-- because they were looking at Barack Obama's passport file. Not only
that, but the same person was also looking at John McCain's Civil War
records."

 

"Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin today said she thinks the economy
needs some shaking up and some fixin'. I'm pretty sure is also her
recipe for oven-baked chicken."

 

"Sarah Palin's been spending the last couple of days being briefed by
advisers on what she needs to know to be John McCain's vice president.
That's true. Yeah. Apparently, the first thing they taught her was CPR."

 

 

"At my age, any scream is a good scream." --Former President Bill
Clinton, on an Iowa woman mistaking him for Bob Barker

 

Regards...Gidd 

 

 

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