Zero Liability Season's Greetings

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, 
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration
of the winter solstice holiday, 
practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion
of your choice, or secular practices 
of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice 
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. 
 
We wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset 
of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures
whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply
that America is necessarily greater 
than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere),
and without regard to the race, creed, 
color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform,
or sexual preference of the wishee. 
 
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. 
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It
implies no promise by the wisher to actually 
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at 
the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
expected within the usual application of 
good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, 
and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.) 
 
 

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