Hear, hear! Before I determine whether to accept said wishes, please disclose the full identities of "Our" in paragraph 1, and "We," paragraph 2. Also, please define "America" in paragraph 2. Does "America" include both North America and South America, include the United States of America but exclude the United States of Mexico, or were you simply implying that Vespuci Amerigo was an important historical figure? Further, can you clarify "Great" in paragraph 2? Is it the failure of our capital justice system to execute condemned prisoners in a timely manner that implies greatness, its ability to produce excesses of grain at taxpayer expense via the farm bill but not to transport that grain to starving children, preferring instead to let it rot, or were you referring to a specific land mass as swollen as its gluttonous excesses? :) ________________________________ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Scott Parrish Sent: Friday, December 05, 2008 11:44 AM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: OT:Holiday Humor - Part III
Thank you; however, your "best wishes", as stated in the initial paragraph, while accepted in good faith, are not working as advertised. Likewise, the second wish, as stated in the second paragraph, was invalidated by the fact that previous wishes of this type have not come true. Obviously, it can be presupposed that this wish, while again accepted in good faith, is also doomed to failure. Under terms of the warranty I am to be given a replacement wish or a new wish, at your discretion of course. Either way, these wishes ain't what they were cracked up to be so send more. Scott Parrish IT Prophets (770) 653-5203 www.itprophets.com ________________________________ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Gidd Sent: Friday, December 05, 2008 11:19 AM To: [email protected] Subject: OT:Holiday Humor - Part III Zero Liability Season's Greetings Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.) __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" html_____Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" html___ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
