I think there are quite a few suppressed lawyers on this list! On Fri, Dec 5, 2008 at 12:22 PM, J.T. Shyman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> ** > > I'm sure the original wisher would be more than happy to replace your > non-functional wishes with brand new ones but please note that due to the > high volume the wish business experiences this time of year that it may be > 6-8 weeks before the replacement wishes arrive. Sorry, but delivery in time > for Chrismahanukwanzica can not be guaranteed. > > > > --- J.T. Shyman > ------------------------------ > > *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Scott Parrish > *Sent:* Friday, December 05, 2008 10:44 AM > *To:* [email protected] > *Subject:* Re: OT:Holiday Humor - Part III > > > > Thank you; however, your "best wishes", as stated in the initial paragraph, > while accepted in good faith, are not working as advertised. Likewise, the > second wish, as stated in the second paragraph, was invalidated by the fact > that previous wishes of this type have not come true. Obviously, it can be > presupposed that this wish, while again accepted in good faith, is also > doomed to failure. Under terms of the warranty I am to be given a > replacement wish or a new wish, at your discretion of course. Either way, > these wishes ain't what they were cracked up to be so send more. > > > > Scott Parrish > > IT Prophets > > (770) 653-5203 > > www.itprophets.com > > > ------------------------------ > > *From:* Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto: > [EMAIL PROTECTED] *On Behalf Of *Gidd > *Sent:* Friday, December 05, 2008 11:19 AM > *To:* [email protected] > *Subject:* OT:Holiday Humor - Part III > > > > *Zero Liability Season's Greetings* > > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for > an environmentally conscious, > > socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, > celebration of the winter solstice holiday, > > practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion > of your choice, or secular practices > > of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or > traditions of others, or their choice > > not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. > > > > We wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically > uncomplicated recognition of the onset > > of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for > the calendars of choice of other cultures > > whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to > imply that America is necessarily greater > > than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), > and without regard to the race, creed, > > color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, > or sexual preference of the wishee. > > > > (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting > is subject to clarification or withdrawal. > > It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It > implies no promise by the wisher to actually > > implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where > prohibited by law, and is revocable at > > the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as > expected within the usual application of > > good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a > subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, > > and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new > wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.) > > > > > __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" > html_____Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers > Are" html___ __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the > Answers Are" html___ -- Warren R. Baltimore II Remedy Developer 410-533-5367 _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
