Speaking of Skinks, since this is so timely. . . My cat caught a skink, and in typical cat fashion, brought it inside to share with the other two cats. My stepdaughters spotted the (now tailless) skink, and in typical girl fashion, screamed "OH MY GOD! Catch It! Catch It!" while talking on cell phones. I stopped frosting cupcakes, and in typical stepmom fashion, taught the girls a few new swearwords, caught the skink, freed it, and deprived the cats and the girls of sport.
Jennifer Meyer ________________________________ From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arsl...@arslist.org] On Behalf Of Juan Ingles Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 2:00 PM To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) ** While skinks can be found alone or in pairs, they don't like to use the stairs. They'd rather just walk down the wall... or is that geicos? Happy Friday, Juan On Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 7:36 AM, Darrell Reading <darrell.reading...@wal-mart.com<mailto:darrell.reading...@wal-mart.com>> wrote: See attached for differences between a skink and a slinky. Darrell Reading Systems Engineer Phone 479.204.5739 dere...@wal-mart.com<mailto:dere...@wal-mart.com> Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. 805 Moberly Lane, MS-0560-68 Bentonville, AR 72716 Save Money. Live Better -----Original Message----- From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG<mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG>] On Behalf Of Nicky Madjarov Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 09:30 To: arslist@ARSLIST.ORG<mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG> Subject: Re: Friday Humor (U) you miss the DISCLAIMER, that all this is performed by highly trained, skilled professionals and you sould not try to do any of it on your own because of the potencial serious injuries or death, esspecially if you try the skink thing ... Regards, Nicky Madjarov phone: 973-202-4278 Find out how to bust your AR System performance @ http://www.SpeedUpARS.com ----- Original Message ----- From: "Hennigan, Sandra H CTR OSD-CIO" <sandra.hennigan....@osd.mil<mailto:sandra.hennigan....@osd.mil>> Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: <arslist@ARSLIST.ORG<mailto:arslist@ARSLIST.ORG>> Sent: Friday, April 10, 2009 10:21 AM Subject: OT: Friday Humor (U) UNCLASSIFIED AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS Sandra Hennigan Remedy Developer ________________________________________________________________________ _______ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org<http://www.arslist.org> Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net<mailto:sponsor%3armisoluti...@verizon.net> ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" ________________________________________________________________________ _______ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org<http://www.arslist.org> Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net<mailto:sponsor%3armisoluti...@verizon.net> ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" ----------------------------------------- ********************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error destroy it immediately. ********************************************************************** Wal-Mart Confidential ********************************************************************** _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org<http://www.arslist.org> Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net<mailto:sponsor%3armisoluti...@verizon.net> ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" _Platinum Sponsor: rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor:rmisoluti...@verizon.net ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
