OK - Now you did it - I'm taking the bus home ... and you will not see me at next Saturdays social!
----- Original Message ----- From: "Joe Martin D'Souza" <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Monday, March 5, 2012 3:01:45 PM Subject: Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** Maybe we should read that as – you don’t spend 15 minutes on the phone with our sales personnel, but just choose to buy an insurance policy online from us, you pay our full over inflated, obnoxious prices... But if you are a bargain hunter and call our 1-800 numbers and drive our sales forces mad for 15 minutes or so, they might give you a 15% discount over our originally quoted ridiculously high prices as it would start costing our sales team a little bit of money having you on the phone for more than that.. :-) Don’t push your luck beyond 15 minutes though – we may hang up on ya... Even a caveman can do that... we encourage you to do so too :-) From: Gordon Frank Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 2:46 PM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: [email protected] Subject: Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** How about this one: "15 minutes could save you 15% or more!" 15% of what? Coming from a Gecko doesn't really mean much to me. I think they should substitute a Caveman. Oh wait, they did!! :) Advertisers! You gotta love them! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Joe Martin D'Souza" <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Monday, March 5, 2012 1:32:27 PM Subject: Re: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** That’s the same thing as saying something is ‘New & Improved’.. how can something be new if its has been improved? Doesn’t it already have had existed to be improved? :-) Joe From: John Sundberg Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 11:56 AM Newsgroups: public.remedy.arsystem.general To: [email protected] Subject: Monday funny: Architectural advice ** Reading between the lines when somebody says "Completely redesigned…" 2 things should come to mind. 1) Current implementation must blow chunks 2) New implementation is untested More lipstick please... Hi-ya - karate chop!!! -John -- John David Sundberg 235 East 6th Street, Suite 400B St. Paul, MN 55101 (651) 556-0930 -work (651) 247-6766 -cell (651) 695-8577 -fax [email protected] _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
