Lol I know where my mind is today. I read the kg as short hand for keg. And I though why would someone want to sell butter by the keg? Doh!
From: Action Request System discussion list(ARSList) [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Rajesh Nair Sent: Friday, March 01, 2013 1:55 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: OT: Friday Humor ** Good 2 see since joke on friday..just to refresh eachones mind from the mamoth task...keping smiling. Have a nice day ahead folks In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter". To his surprise, the customer was standing right behind him..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So the boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!!!!!!". After the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?" To this the boy said, "I come from Brazil. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!!!!!" The manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Brazil ". To this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?" Presence of mind helps, Never Panic....!!! On 1 Mar 2013 21:20, "Phil Bautista" <[email protected]<mailto:[email protected]>> wrote: ** Ok, so this could be modified to incorporate any number of discovery tools, database of your choice, PC vendor you like (or dislike), etc. But you may find it funny and can perform your own variable substitution... "A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni(r) suit, Gucci(r) shoes, RayBan(r) sunglasses and YSL(r) tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell(r) notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3(r) cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop(r) and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ... Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot(r) that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL(r) database through an ODBC connected Excel(r) spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry(r) and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet(r) printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog. AND THAT FOLKS IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ALL ABOUT." Phil Bautista, WWRUG13 Advisory Board 512-731-0304 Social - http://www.facebook.com/phil.bautista Business - http://www.linkedin.com/in/philbautista WWRUG12 - http://www.wwrug12.com/contact_phil.html<http://www.wwrug11.com/contact_phil.html> _ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" and have been for 20 years_ _ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" and have been for 20 years_ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org "Where the Answers Are, and have been for 20 years"
