To
All My Republic Friends:
Please accept with my best wishes for an religiously exclusive,
socially irresponsible, high-stress, war-addictive, gender-specific
celebration of the the springtime birth of Jesus in the winter,
practiced within the most unenjoyable traditions of religious
persecution, mass consumption and soul-crushing capitalism with no
respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular
traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally irresponible,
personally destructive and medically unafforable recognition of the
onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. And wishes
to continue to live in the delusion that America is greater than any
other country in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made with
extreme exclusion and prejudice to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To
All My Democratic Friends:
Only 396 days until the end of the Chimp's Unitary Presidency.
