RE: BANANA: Sticking an oar in

[David Knott]

To: Alain de Mylcandonai
From: Guillaume Grosscanard

de Mylcandonai,

If you are going to forge letters from your sister, I suggest that you at least
spell her name correctly. I pray to God that you are not involved in our
intelligence efforts against the Spaniards.

Incidentally, your fixation with pretending to be your sister intrigues me. Do
you dress up while you write your forgeries, or merely imagine the feel of
silky undergarments?

Grosscanard