Brig. General le Duc Coward de Custaad, to
Brig. General le Chevalier du Bois,

So, as I understand, you are refusing the order?  Very well, I am sure that
will suffice.

Brig. General le Chevalier Henri du Bois
King's Musketeers
First Army QMG
Minister of Finance and Marine

----- Original Message -----
From: "Coward de Custaad" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "BANANA DIGEST" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, March 17, 2003 11:20 AM
Subject: Re: BANANA: To all Subalterns


> Brig. General le Duc Coward de Custaad, to
> Brig. General le Chevalier du Bois,
>
> You ignoramus!  It was me that brought your very own act of littering to
> your attention, I clearly stated it was you.   Do you suffer from a
medical
> condition that effects your memory?  You even quoted my letter, you
buffoon!
>
> Furthermore, I do not answer to half-witted hoodwinking hacks who lie
about
> their appointments.  You should seek a new career if you litter my parade
> ground and then ask me who did such an act - forget you!
>
> Duc Coward de Custaad
>
>
>
>
> At 10:24 17/03/2003  Monday -0600, you wrote:
> >Brig. General le Chevalier du Bois, to
> >Brig. General le Duc Coward de Custaad
> >
> >General,
> >
> >It has been brought to my attention that there was an incident of
littering
> >of the Horse Guards Parade grounds due to unauthorized duplication of
public
> >missives.  Being that His Majesty's armies are to go on summer campaigns
in
> >a month, such waste is inexcusable.  It would shock me to no ends to find
> >out that any member of the Horse Guards would have engaged in any such
> >activity and therefore I assume that such must be a civilian auxiliary.
> >Being that the Horse Guards Brigade is attached to the First Army, and I
am
> >the Quartermaster General of the First Army, I am requesting without
> >hestitation records on why such a large volume of supplies was used in
such
> >a manner.
> >
> >Brig. General le Chevalier Henri du Bois
> >King's Musketeers
> >First Army QMG
> >Minister of Finance and Marine
> >
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "Coward de Custaad" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >To: "BANANA DIGEST" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Sent: Monday, March 17, 2003 10:01 AM
> >Subject: Re: BANANA: To all Subalterns
> >
> >
> > > Brig. General le Duc Coward de Custaad, to
> > > Brig. General le Chevalier du Bois,
> > >
> > > Oh please!  Please do feel free not to let any "slight" pass between
> > > us.   I would be more than happy to meet in order to give you a very
sharp
> > > lesson on etiquette regarding the issue of you littering the Horse
Guards
> > > Brigade Parade Ground with your falsified-toady-touting-latrine-paper
> > > flyers' especially when I am civil enough to point out that you are
> > > hoodwinking all of Paris with your continued and shameless duplicity
by
> > > suggesting you are the MoFM.   Indeed, I welcome such an opportunity.
> > >
> > > Duc Coward de Custaad
> > >
>
>
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