[uucdigest]          Sunday, August 5 2001          Volume 03 : Number 4101



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In this BMW UUC Digest:

  [uuc] <RANT> jump starting from X5  [Neil Deshpande <[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
  [uuc] Need help ! temp control unit  [Neil Deshpande <neildeshpande@yahoo.]
  [uuc] RE: help - infamous e28 sloppy shifter.  [Neil Deshpande <neildeshpa]
  [uuc] <rant> apostrophe abuse (skip if you value illiteracy)  [Rob Levinso]
  [uuc] nice BMW humor                        ["zaphod" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>]
  [uuc] E34-Interior Fan / Blower Resistor Help  [Neil Deshpande <neildeshpa]
  [uuc] Organic Moly = Molybdenum Di-Thio-Carbamate.  [Neil Deshpande <neild]
  Re: [uuc] <rant> apostrophe abuse (skip if you value illiteracy)  [Brad Co]
  Re: [uuc] <rant> apostrophes and model years  [Tammer Farid <tammerfarid@y]
  [uuc] Min. speed to charge battery  [John Firestone <john.firestone@nord-c]

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Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2001 11:15:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: Neil Deshpande <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [uuc] <RANT> jump starting from X5

Carlos:

Hey, as I recall you and Ben were both asked to
confirm the connection!  I wonder if Ben's starter
going kaput had anything to do with that bad jump?

Neil Deshpande
http://www.neilwerke.com

***

Carlos Lopez <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

Neil Deshpande wrote:
>Even after knowing all this I was trying to jump
start
>Ben Keyes' E28 M5 with Carlos Lopez's GTi in the dark
and connected
>the wires incorrectly.  Luckily all that happened was
that the
>cables got toasted.  I would not trust a stranger to
>jump any car

or Neil.  ;-)

Carlos
91 M3
85 GTi <--no ABS to toast  :-)

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Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2001 11:20:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: Neil Deshpande <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [uuc] Need help ! temp control unit

Jeff:

I have NO E36 experience, HOWEVER:

I drove my 88 325 iS around for 8 months w/o the left
low beam functioning.  I had checked the fuses and
relays by swapping with my 89 iC and nothing came of
it.  I suspected the harness and kept putting off
going into the harness.  One day Don Udel and I
attacked it with a vengeance.  Don is a EE sort of guy
(as opposed to ME me) with a huge dollop of good old
third world troubleshooting ability and in no time we
had reverse engineered the entire turn signal and
headlamp circuit.  About 30-40 mins.  Still no go!

In the process we swapped fuses with the right side by
mistake.  Voila!  Right side out, left side on!  The
fuse looked good, but was bad!  Check yours
electrically instead of just visually!

Neil Deshpande
http://www.neilwerke.com

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"JLee" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
I'm in desperate need of help on this topic.  The
temperature control module, you know on the console,
isn't working ?  I have nothing, no power to it,
nothing.  it won't turn on.  it doesn't illuminate,
and you know how on these cars the fan is always on
when you turn it on, well it doesn't even power up
when i turn on the car.

i checked the fuses, they look ok, i'm searching
through bentley's manual.  please email with advice ! 
thanks in advance

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Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2001 11:37:19 -0700 (PDT)
From: Neil Deshpande <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [uuc] RE: help - infamous e28 sloppy shifter.

Eric:

"jedinite" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
"First off, I meant to say "bushings" and said
"bearings" instead. My mistake."

In this case they are, in fact, mostly bearing more
than they are bushings.

"Second, the best source of info - from an infamous
source, [grin] - so far is here:
http://forums.roadfly.com/e28/messages/archive/msgsy1999w20/2390.html

but as I previously indicated, it mentions "get the
busings from your dealer" without giving P/N or etc."

So, you want the part numbers?  Here they are:

E34 525i Lever, 25 11 434 400 (this is the only E34
part here and I'm not sure this is the one you want,
and that depends on what fits and what shortens the
throw)

Spacer Rings (4x), 25 11 1 220 439
Circlip (lever end of linkage), 25 11 1 220 379
Circlip (tranny end of linkage), 07 11 9 932 863
O-Ring (tranny end of linkage, 2x), 25 11 1 221 243
Selector Shaft Bushing, 25 11 1 220 710
Washer (Spongy), 25 11 1 434 194
Tension Bush (ring on sel. shaft bush.) 25 11 1 203
682
Carrier Bushing (if not delrin), 25 11 1 220 832
BOAC (B**** of a clip), 25 11 1 221 849
Nylon Cup, 25 11 1 220 600

I have the procedure for my car at
http://www.neilwerke.com and your's seems similar. 
Don't forget the white lithium grease!

Also, note that my shifter has side-to-side slop again
in 2 years time.  I am using the delrins and had
renewed all the above parts, but I'm not sure where
the slop is coming from as of now.  It could be lash
in the delrin bushings, wear in the washers on either
side of the selector linkage or something inside the
transmission.  What this means is that results vary
from car to car.

Neil Deshpande - taking a break from 89 iC work!
http://www.neilwerke.com

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Date: Sun, 05 Aug 2001 15:24:51 -0400
From: Rob Levinson * UUC Motorwerks <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [uuc] <rant> apostrophe abuse (skip if you value illiteracy)

Here is an example of the infuriating "random apostrophization" of the
English language:

From: "Brian X" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> (identity hidden as he is not the only
one) wrote:

> More to life than BMW's
> More to being a peace officer than tickets and donut's!

Pray tell, dear Brian, why _some_ of your plurals would have unnecessary
apostrophes and some do not?  Why does "donut's" get one and "tickets" in
the same sentence correctly does not?  And why "BMW's" does?

This is a minor rant only because I take pride in my language.  Language is
the expression of thought, and addled or unclear language is simply
representative of similarly unclear thought.  The ability to structure
concepts into blocks that can be strung together and further built upon as
more complex concepts via language is the one true thing that separates Man
from most Beasts.

Math is a language too.  If Engineers threw random mathematical symbols into
calculations or technical descriptions, your car would never make it off the
drawing board.  Forget the car; the drawing board would fall apart.

Bottom line: rules for apostrophes are simple:

1) Plurals (more than one of whatever it is): NO apostrophe.
Example: One BMW.  Two BMWs.  Three donuts.

2) Possessive (something owns something else): YES, use an apostrophe.
Examples: The BMW's foglight was broken again.  Jane's van backed into
Billy's BMW.  Fred's BMWs were unscathed as all four were in storage.

Rare exceptions:

a) "It's" works the opposite way because of the "it is" contraction.  No, it
does not make sense.  Contractions rate over plurals, I suppose.

b) Possessive plurals: When talking about a possession shared by many of the
same thing, we run into a little bit of confusion.  Where does that
apostrophe go?  All BMWs have wheels.  How do we refer to those wheels?
BMWs's wheels?  Obviously not.  The apostrophe goes after the "s"
pluralization.
Example: All BMWs' wheels are round.

c) Words that end in "s" get the same treatment as possessive plurals.
Example: Fred Jones' BMW ran over my foot.

If you have read this far and make even a tiny note to yourself that this
sort of thing is of some importance to people (such as myself) who actually
value what you have to write, then you have my thanks.  "Thanks" with no
unnecessary apostrophe.

For an excellent and concise guide to better writing, take a look at _The
Elements of Style_ by William Strunk and E.B. White:

<http://www.strunkandwhite.com/book.html>

- - Rob

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Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2001 12:26:19 -0700
From: "zaphod" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [uuc] nice BMW humor

A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out driving on the interstate
at top speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind
him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and
sped up even more.� Then the reality of the situation hit him, "What the
heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word,and examined it
and the car.� "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and it's
Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me
an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a
cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.


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                    ( ^   ^ )
                    | O   O |
- ----------------0000---------0000----------------
 Mark Porath        97-328is
 Mount Vernon, Wa.    89-325is
 [EMAIL PROTECTED]   84-318i (under restoration)
- ---------------0000-----------0000---------------

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Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2001 13:27:11 -0700 (PDT)
From: Neil Deshpande <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [uuc] E34-Interior Fan / Blower Resistor Help

Spouser:

I've never had to do this, but if you look at my
microfilter replacement write-up you see a part I call
the sword-equivalent.  If that is the part you need to
change, my write-up should be adequate.  The write-up
can be found in the E34 M5 FAQ under How-To articles
and under "R&R Microfilter".

<http://www.bmwe34m5.com/faqs/>

Neil Deshpande
http://www.neilwerke.com

***

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Anyone know the steps (installation proceedure) to
replace a Blower Resistor (circuit resistor box) for
the Interior Fan on my '90 525i? Please start where
the darn thing is even located?

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Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2001 13:36:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: Neil Deshpande <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [uuc] Organic Moly = Molybdenum Di-Thio-Carbamate.

Brant:

See the following link:

<http://www.uniqema.com/lubricants/lit/cecsae/>

Organic Mo is molybdenum di-thio-carbamate, but it
does appear to form MoS2 in situ.  Don't see anything
about it fouling copper.

Neil Deshpande
http://www.neilwerke.com

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"Brant M. Miller" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
It was recently suggested that Moly in engine oil
might be a good thing.  Moly (molybdenum disulfide, as
I understand the term) is used in differential oils as
an Extra Pressure additive and is used in greases.  In
use, it chemically combines with wear surfaces under
conditions of high pressure and temperature to form
a very hard, wear-resistant surface.  However, it also
attacks copper and copper-containing alloys.  Since
some engines have bearings that have copper backing
materials and some have brass bushings, use of Moly in
engines whose metallurgy is unknown is a risky
practice.

So, is "organic moly" non-agressive to copper??  And
what compound of molybdenum is it???

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Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2001 14:11:12 -0700 (PDT)
From: Brad Couvillon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: [uuc] <rant> apostrophe abuse (skip if you value illiteracy)

Rob rants about improper grammar and includes:

<<<<Math is a language too.>>>>


Rob, I agree with everything you said.  I value proper
grammar, too, and it showed when I always did very
well with the grammar in my essays.

By the way, you're supposed to use a comma before the
word "too."  Notice I used the comma in the previous
paragraph.

:-)

<flame suit on>

Brad Couvillon
'87 528e  (nice, clean engine bay)
http://www.angelfire.com/biz/couv

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Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2001 15:02:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: Tammer Farid <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Re: [uuc] <rant> apostrophes and model years

Just one more note with apostrophes and numbers.
This actually is a bit relevant to the list because 
we discuss model years so frequently and list them in our 
signatures.  When forming a contraction, the point of 
the apostrophe is to replace the missing character(s).
Hence "do not" becomes "don't" (missing 'o' replaced), 
and Rob's example of "it is" becoming "it's".  Well, the 
same applies to year abbreviations.  

1994 --> '94, not 94' or "94" or any of the other loopy
combinations of quotations, apostrophes, and numerals I've
seen.  ("I've" came from "I have", but now I am getting
redundant.)

Now, since I am too lazy to go pull out my
_Elements_of_Style_ from the bookshelf upstairs (yes, I
have it), I'll pose a question:  when using quotes around 
a word at the end of a sentence, does the period belong 
inside or outside the closing quotation mark?  I've been 
confused about that for a long time.  Feel free to 
reply privately. 

Thanks,
Tammer Farid
'94 325iC  <--Its top is black, and it's cool.  I'll own it
'til '05, if not longer.  ;-)

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Date: Sun, 5 Aug 2001 23:22:48 -0400 (EDT)
From: John Firestone <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [uuc] Min. speed to charge battery

I have what may seem like a trivia question, but actually I plan
to apply the answer to a least two or three E36 3ers.

I understand the output of the generator (alternator) varies with
speed. Does anyone know a typical, minimum engine speed that will
charge the battery (the zero Ampere speed)?

Thanks in advance for any help!

- -John
'96 318is

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