On Wed, 8 Nov 2000, S.V. van Baardwijk-Holten wrote:
> Well I almost choked laughing when I read that a dead guy was elected senator
> and might get the job as well too. Or more likely his wife will inherit the job.
> LOL
>
> Sonja
His wife will inherit the job. On the other hand....
AND NOW, please welcome the newly elected senator from Missouri!
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for your support. This
election represents a victory for dead people everywhere, and you helped
make it happen. As your senator I promise to work hard to make sure the
good people of this state get all the brains they need. Yes, brains,
brainssss, sweet succulent braaaainssssssss...."
Marvin Long
Austin, Texas
