On Wed, 8 Nov 2000 08:42:38 -0600 (CST), Marvin Long wrote:
> On Wed, 8 Nov 2000, S.V. van Baardwijk-Holten wrote:
>
>> Well I almost choked laughing when I read that a dead guy was
>>elected senator and might get the job as well too. Or more likely
>>his wife will inherit the job.
>
> His wife will inherit the job. On the other hand....
>
>
>AND NOW, please welcome the newly elected senator from Missouri!
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for your support.
>This election represents a victory for dead people everywhere, and
>you helped make it happen. As your senator I promise to work hard
>to make sure the good people of this state get all the brains they
>need. Yes, brains, brainssss, sweet succulent braaaainssssssss...."
OMGLOL!!! I could see it now, zombies in the stands at Cardinals games,
complaining about the quality of the cerebellums at the vendors.
Politically correct undead demanding to be called "living impaired" and
demanding rights for their alternative lifestyle. The governer promising "a
brain in every pot, a hearse in every garage!"
Marvin, you are my hero! :)
Jim
"What can change the nature of a man?" - The Nameless One
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