Gord wrote:
> Still, there will always be door to door people, like the ones who woke me
> up this morning to ask if I wanted to learn about their religion.
*grumble*

Here's how you deal with them:

(1) Answer the door in your underwear
(2) Invite them in
(3) Ask them two questions:
    (a) Are you afraid of snakes?
    (b) Can you run a movie camera?

I've never had a repeat visit from anyone coming door to door.

Adam Lipscomb
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