At 5:55 PM -0400 14/11/2000, Gautam Mukunda wrote:
> I think that's fair - doesn't everyone
>else? :-)
I think we ought to make them dance striptease. The contender who manages
to prevent himself from making a majority of men physically ill, yet
entertains the majority of women in the audience more satisfactorily, and
exhibits an ability to take himself less seriously while still getting down
to business, should be the winner. Frighteningly enough, I say this
uncertain of which one you'd get as Pres. Maybe young Quayle would make a
comeback. Brrrr.
That, or Washington Survivor. I'm telling you: a desert Island, contenders
and their running mates, and 2 weeks to pass in which they must impress us
under constant scrutiny. Sure, surviving on an island has nothing to do
with the position they're running for, but hey, neither does mudslinging
and babykissing and having people design ads for you. At least on that
island you'd see a little more of their character -- or enjoy the
entertaining illusion of it.
