On Thu, 11 Jan 2001, Jim Sharkey wrote:
> On Thu, 11 Jan 2001 09:09:34 -0600 (CST), Julia Thompson wrote:
> >
> >> <Jim ducks after engaging in childish one-upsmanship> :)
> >
> > I'd duck, too, but it's starting to get a little awkward to do so.
>
> I'm sure! How's that shoelace tying going? Though I imagine you've got
> another month or two before it becomes truly awkward. :)
BTW, my husband hasn't laughed at me yet on that. So I haven't had the
chance to get mad or not get mad over *that* particular thing.
But, I can offer these bits of advice:
1) If you are pregnant, don't get offended when he describes your
buttocks as "warm and squishy" just after groping your body.
2) If you are a man with a pregnant wife, be careful about your use of
the word "squishy", especially as applied to any part of her anatomy.
And that's about all that's happened for me to get mad about. :)
Julia