[EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Charlie
Who is 6' tall, weighs 90 kgs, and farts in whatever units the beans were
measured in.
Speaking as a scientist, no a biologist, no a Doctor (decreasing order of
intellectual legitemacy) it is well know that farts can be long or short and
that they can have a liquid component and therefore they are measured with
the well known combined metric the smeliter
