Two words come to mind. George Hayduke. By far the king of authoring
getting-even guides.
http://www.rotteneggs.com/re_egg_display.php3?eggid=1060
You can find any of his marvelous works at Amazon (search:George Hayduke).
You would not be doing justice to Mother Earth, if you let this form of
insanity go without punishment. She could have mentioned something to you,
or she could have left a note, if it was not INSANE to even care that you
_Tresspassed_ one foot into her peoperty. There is a reason you have not see
her before... She's a CRAZY psychopath. She may not have killed anyone yet,
but she would if it was not against the law.
That is just plain rude!
Nerd From Hell
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kevin Tarr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, April 13, 2001 7:26 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: Fired up! (Neighbors)
>
>
> I had the day off, got up early to roto-til the garden, pull
> weeds, throw
> junk into the back of the truck to take to the dump,
> basically spend the
> sunny day doing stuff around the outside of the house.
>
> Now my truck is at the back of my property, on my land. I
> have my back fence
> gate open to carry stuff to the truck. I'm covered in dirt
> and planting
> seeds in the garden when I notice this woman standing behind my truck
> writing down my license number. I stand up and she goes to
> her house. Her
> property abuts mine. I've never seen her before. I continue
> what I'm doing,
> finish, put the tools away, clean up, and then close my gate
> and drive my
> truck to the front of my house.
>
> I'm in the shower when the doorbell rings, and I hear
> knocking. I dismiss
> it, I'm in the shower and the only reason I'd get out was if
> the house was
> on fire.
>
> Twenty minutes later I'm dressed and ready for a night out
> when again there
> is the doorbell and knocking. I open the door and there is
> Officer Friendly.
> (He was very polite.) He says he has a citation for me for
> TRESSPASSING. I
> made a joke and we laughed and we talked about it and finally
> went to the
> back of my land and sure enough the tire tracks prove I was
> about a foot on
> my neighbors land. I'm being polite and trying to think of a
> nice way to
> tell him where he can put the citation.
>
> He fills me in and says that from day one when the neighbor
> moved in, more
> than a year ago, she has been calling the police about
> troubles great and
> small. Since this was the first time he had talked to me
> about her (he was
> the 'special officer' who dealt with her calls) then either
> this was the
> first time I had come to her notice, or just hadn't done
> anything wrong. He
> waved the citation as long as I agreed to 'stay off' her property.
>
> I was in way too good a mood to worry about it earlier this
> evening but now
> that I'm home, without companionship, I've had some time to
> stew and the
> soup isn't plesant. Oh well maybe a good nights sleep will
> make me feel
> better.
>
> Kevin Tarr
> Trump high, lead low
>
>
