[desperately trying to inject humour back to the list- Alberto Monteiro] The guy comes to the ID service office, and asks the clerk:
- Hi! I want to change my name. What is the form that I must fill? The clerk looks at him, and replies: - Are you aware of all the problem that this will cause? You will have to change your driver license, your bank account, your passp... - Yes, I am. But if you knew my name, you would like to change it too. - Oh, I probably wouldn�t. A name - no matter how ugly - was given by loving parents, who used it to remind you of them, or of something that is very import... - Osama Asshole Motherfucker. That�s my name. The clerk sighs, gets a form, and gives to the man. - Here you fill your former name. Here you fill your new name. BTW, how do you wish to be called? - Oswald Asshole Motherfucker
