Robert Seeberger wrote:
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> xponent
> Lets Talk About Guns Maru
> rob
> <G>
I don't own one, and I don't care to own one, but I don't mind anyone
else owning one, as long as they're reasonable about it. What I really
like is the kind of gun owner that has a nice gun rack in the pickup
truck. If they have a gun rack, you *know* they're the sort of person
who has a pickup truck because they really *use* it, not just own it
because it's cool to own a pickup. I think it's a God-given right of
every law-abiding Texan to have guns to put on their gun racks in their
pickup trucks.
And anyone in Texas who doesn't like it, well, they must be a
mush-headed ignerint Yankee. We oughta do something about that. Maybe
we just oughta set a 1-week hunting season on ignerint Yankees. We'll
warn them first by running an ad in the Sunday New York Times, telling
them they oughta stay out of Texas that week; that oughta be fair
warning for them. Just to be safe, all the true-blue Texans maybe
oughta dress the part. I can just see it now -- a boost to the
boot-making industry in preparation for our Yankee season, and a lot
more Stetsons being sold. Sure, we'll end up with a bunch of us looking
like dumb goat-ropers, but a goat-roper beats an ignerint Yankee any
day.
OK, Rob, is that ridiculous enough for you?
Julia
