A scientist was working at a research facility in Kenya, and had genetically
engineered two dolphins to grow to maturity and stop aging.  The dolphins
did require, in addition to their regular diet, certain proteins commonly
found in the fledglings of some species of sea bird.

One day, as the scientist returned to his facility with a bag contining a
Laurus Hartlaubii hatchling and discovered a pair of lions asleep in the
doorway of the main building.  Realizing that his jeep would provide no
protection were the lions to awaken and see him, he decided to risk sneaking
past them in to the lab.

This was accomplished, but his research was shut down soon after when he was
charged with transporting a minor gull across sedate lions for immortal
porpoises.

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