> > <joking>
> > That would also explain all those abductees that were implanted with
> > microchips and anally probed.  If these aliens are the 
> nature show hosts and
> > animal researchers of their planets, they would be 
> interested in what the
> > animals eat (which an anal probe could reveal), and would 
> also want to tag
> > individuals that they have studied before for long term research.  I
> > wouldn't want to have a run-in with the Steve Irwin of 
> their planet though.
> > Maybe they have their own "Human Hunter" show where an 
> alien and his wife
> > track down humans only in corn fields because "These guys are real
> > dangerous, you never want to get to close to densly 
> populated areas of these
> > fellas, 'cause if you do... Twack! They'll knock your ship 
> down with their
> > combustion propelled projectiles, grab you, drag you to 
> their nests, and rip
> > you apart with sharpened bits of metal."
> > </joking>

Crikey! That's a Bewdy! It's a Ripper!

> >
> > Michael Harney
> > [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> >
> > We do not inherit the Earth from our parents; we borrow it from our
> > children.  -  Native American Phylosophy
> 
> 

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