<< If anyone is trying to sell you siding, telling them that it's a brick
 >house will usually end the call right there. >>

How about using:

Is your aluminum siding thick enough to stop the aliens from reading my 
brainwaves? How much extra would it be to add siding to the interior of my 
attic? Can I use the siding as an antenna for the detecting of ultra low 
frequency waves that act as precursors to earthquakes? Will so much aluminum 
cause my pet budgies to no longer be able to find magnetic north? Will I 
still be able to listen to FM radio on my fillings?

And you call yourself a salesman?

William Taylor
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