A Halloween Story
> > > > A man is walking home alone late one night when he > hears a....... > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BUMP... behind him. > > > > > > > > > > > > Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image > of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle > of the street towards him! > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > > > Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the > coffin bouncing quickly behind him .. > > > > > > > > > > faster... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > faster... > > > > > > > > > > > > BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > > > BUMP.... > > > > > > > > > > BUMP. > > > > > > > > > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens > the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind > him... > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the > lid of the coffin clapping .. > > > > > > > > > > clappity-BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > > > clappity-BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > clappity-BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > clappity-BUMP... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > on the heels of the terrified man.... > > > > > > > > > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks > himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is > reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. > > > > > > > > > > > > With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the > door, bumping and clapping towards him! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The man screams and reaches for something heavy, > anything ... > > his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of > Robitussin. > > > > > > > > > > Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can > at the apparition. > > > > > > > > > > > > The coffin stops. > > -------------------------------------------- Don't blame me. It was sent to me by someone at work. - jmh _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
