Cat Pee and Segways. Did we all have a boring Saturday night or something? *grin*
Julia, was it "The Postman"? Since no one seems to be guessing. In the last two weeks or so I got Minority Report, A.I., MIB2 and a Fawlty Towers collection. (I'm having fun.) Jon GSV Still trying to get through 4 books, too. :-) -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] On Behalf Of Ronn! Blankenship Sent: Saturday, December 28, 2002 10:14 PM To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: SCOUTED: Segway scooter hot seller online At 09:07 PM 12/28/02 -0600, Julia Thompson wrote: >"Marvin Long, Jr." wrote: > > > > On Sat, 28 Dec 2002, Erik Reuter wrote: > > > > > On Sat, Dec 28, 2002 at 08:12:34PM -0600, Julia Thompson wrote: > > > > > > > I like it, but for the passive-agressive, the method I outlined in > > > > another post might be a little more satisfying. >:) > > > > > > Maybe for a masochist, but it is too painful for me. :-) > > > > I was gonna say, are the quality of life issues attendant to being hit by > > one of these things repeatedly worth the smug satisfaction of suing the > > owners? I'd like my defense to be a bit more...offensive. > > > > But perhaps violence is the last resort of the incompetent. (Is there > > anything useful about a Segway other than the path-clearing threat of > > violence it embodies?) Maybe we should just carry squirt-guns loaded with > > cat pee and target the retreating driver's posterior. > >Better yet, work in groups with 2-way radios, and when you *almost* get >run over, broadcast a description. Then one of your compadres can hit >the driver with cat pee in the *front*. Not in the face, mind you -- >you might get it in his eyes, and that would be nasty. No, just the >shirt. And enough to soak through to the undershirt. This would >inconvenience without any actual injury to anyone. (Aiming for the >crotch would probably be a little more satisfying, but a much harder >shot to make.) > >Rabbit pee would probably be reasonably effective, as well. And easier to collect, too. --Ronn! :) I always knew that I would see the first man on the Moon. I never dreamed that I would see the last. --Dr. Jerry Pournelle _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
