> From: Alberto Monteiro <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > and desperately! In another list, I am a "joke critic", > and someone told a joke where Bush was the main > character, but he behaved quite un-Bushly > [I suggested that the joke should be retold with > Fidel Castro instead of Bush - so you see that it > was a wrong joke]. > > A typical Bush joke - doesn't have to be original, > of course - should stress his stereotypes, like the > fact that people blame him for being stupid. > > Any good one?
Famous Last Words Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall. The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!" _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
