> From: Alberto Monteiro <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > and desperately! In another list, I am a "joke critic", > and someone told a joke where Bush was the main > character, but he behaved quite un-Bushly > [I suggested that the joke should be retold with > Fidel Castro instead of Bush - so you see that it > was a wrong joke]. > > A typical Bush joke - doesn't have to be original, > of course - should stress his stereotypes, like the > fact that people blame him for being stupid. > > Any good one?
Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are in a train car. The train passes through a tunnel, and in the darkness the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. As the train pulls out of the tunnel, the daylight reveals a big red slap mark on Clinton's cheek. The blonde thinks: "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who must have slapped his face" The fat lady thinks: "That dirty old Bill Clinton touched the blonde and she smacked him." Bill Clinton thinks: "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me." George Bush thinks: "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack Clinton again." _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
