> From: Alberto Monteiro <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > and desperately! In another list, I am a "joke critic", > and someone told a joke where Bush was the main > character, but he behaved quite un-Bushly > [I suggested that the joke should be retold with > Fidel Castro instead of Bush - so you see that it > was a wrong joke]. > > A typical Bush joke - doesn't have to be original, > of course - should stress his stereotypes, like the > fact that people blame him for being stupid. > > Any good one?
Four recent U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard. "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?" George W. Bush steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a thinky thing." "DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?" Up stepped George Herbet Walker Bush, sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE." There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "Is Dorothy here?" _______________________________________________ http://www.mccmedia.com/mailman/listinfo/brin-l
