2. Come close to disproving the cyclical (oscillating universe) and ekpyrotic (colliding branes) theories. Um... does this replace the colliding brains theory? When all else in the universe collapses, the only things left will be Bluebottle and Eccles. Who will immediately hit each other in the head. "Owwwwwww..... me nut." "You dirty rotten swine, you...." Hm... Shouldn't that be the Ecclrotic theory? "Never you mind what's under me nightshirt!" Bluebottle is famous for the absolute first string theory. "Without string, my trousers fall down."