2008/10/11 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

> Brian of the infinitely varied intro line, put down his mug of Horlicks
> and took 2 minutes to issue a horticultural warning.
>
> >> Steve Haywood expressed precisely :
> >>
> >>
> >> Sorry to go on at such length but if that is an
> >> argument for giving up, I am a banana.
>
> > Watch out for fruit flys then
>
> Ho . . ho  !
> Nice one.
>
> Beeky
>
>

I should perhaps clarify, for the sake of accuracy if nothing else, that the
banana comment came from John Edmonds and was nothing to do with me.

I can quite understand, however, you lot thinking it WAS from me, seeing as
how I lose no opportunity on this list or elsewhere to get cheap publicity
for my back catalogue. So in the spirit of cheap publicity can I announce
formally that *Fruit Flies Like a Banana* is dead. It is no more. It is a
deceased parrot. There will be no more reprints and those of you that have a
copy should hang onto it for dear life in the name of literary posterity...
or something like that. That is the good news.

The bad news is that a revised edition is being relaunched next March with a
new cover and a new title *One Man and a Narrowboat; Slowing Down Time on
England's Waterways*. It is to be hoped that this blatant attempt to use a
title that does what it says on the can will lead to massive sales and the
repair of the author to the Bahamas next winter. Somehow though, I doubt it.

I am announcing this early since as an author - pretty-much the lowest of
the low in the publishing heirarchy - I ultimately have no control of what
they do with the book and so I am concerned that people may buy a
copy thinking it's a brand new ouvre. This despite the fact that I am
assured that it will prominently display a sign on its cover saying 'this
book was previously published as FFLAB'

So be on your guard.

Steve


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