At 11:00 AM 2/14/01 -0500, you wrote:
>My personal favorite is the "alphabet soup" job descriptions.  They want C,
>C++, VB, XML, Java, etc for an HTML production job.  I've met only a
>handful of people will all the qualifications some of these entry level
>jobs require.  I took the opportunity to rewrite ours and this is what I
>came up with:

I wish every company would do that. There are only a few ads at any given 
time that make any sense at all and even if I get the idea that I'm 
qualified, I wouldn't apply to work at a company that couldn't figure out 
some sensible job requirements.

>"You'll need to have a small but bullet-proof ego, play well with others or
>alone, and be able to work with little direction. Also, the ability to talk
>geek-speak and plain english to different technical audiences is a plus.
>Hand-coded HTML, some Javascript and ODBC required. Seeing Cold Fusion,
>Flash, Java, and large database administration or development tools
>(Oracle, Sybase) on your resume would make us do a happy dance. We're
>especially interested in people who've used Allaire's Spectra, played with
>it, or have a vague idea of what it might be and want to learn. This is
>growth hiring, as we have no attrition to speak of. If you're still reading
>and this sounds good, we want to hear from you."

I would so apply for that job. I wish everyone would hijack their company's 
ads and correct them.

Announcement: Everyone hijack your company's ads and correct them. Then let 
me know so I can see if I'm qualified. Thank you.

>And we still get people who think FrontPage makes them a web developer.
>(sigh).

I used to work someplace that had the official stance that anyone who 
doesn't use FrontPage doesn't know anything about being a web designer. I 
felt so *dirty*.


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