you know this mailing list a drummer so after every one of these you hear a
"dud dud, tss"
At 10:30 AM 4/12/2001 -0400, you wrote:
>I was thinking that we needed a bit of a chuckle in here this morning....
>
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>A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name
>plate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a
>$30,000 loan to take a vacation."
>
>Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
>name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows
>the bank manager.
>
>Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
>
>The frog says "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
>about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
>
>Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
>manager and disappears into a back office.
>
>She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
>there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to
>use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what
>in the world is this?"
>
>Ready??
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>"It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
>Rolling Stone."
>
>
>
>Erika
>
>"Twixt optimist and pessimist, The difference is droll; The optimist sees
>the doughnut, The pessimist, the hole." - McLandburgh Wilson
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