I absolutely LOVE IT! I am printing it and hanging on my wall!!
If we could just get Todd to knit some sweaters with this on it....
Erika
"Twixt optimist and pessimist, The difference is droll; The optimist sees
the doughnut, The pessimist, the hole." - McLandburgh Wilson
-----Original Message-----
From: Chris Montgomery [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2001 1:34 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Gump's View
Awright, with the discussion of college degree vs non-college degree, and
the bad jokes, this should fit right in.
- Chris
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Forest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by St.
Peter.
St. Peter says,
"This Place is filling up so fast, we've had to begin giving an entrance
exam to get in.
The test I have for you is only three questions:
1. What days of the week begin with the letter T?
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
3. What is God's first name? "
St. Peter gives Forest time to think the questions over.
Then St.Peter says, "Tell me your answers.
First, what days of the week begin with the letter T?"
Forrest says, "Well, the first one is easy. That would be Today and
Tomorrow."
The Saint said, "Forrest! That's not what I was thinking of!
Hummmm, but you do have a point. I'll give you credit for that answer."
"How about the next question? How many seconds in a year?"
Forrest answers, "Twelve."
St. Peter says, "Twelve?
How could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forrest says, "Gotta be twelve: January second, February second,
March second.....".
St. Peter says, "I see your point. I'll give you credit for that one,
too.
Let's go on with the next and final question.
Can you tell me God's first name?"
Forrest replied, "Andy".
St. Peter says, "I can understand how you came up with your answers to
my first two questions, but how in the heaven's name did you came up
with the name "Andy" as the first name of God?"
"That was the easiest one of all", Forrest replied. "I learned it from
the song.....
"ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN......"
The lesson:
THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW; and just because another
person doesn't see things the same way or understand the same way that
you do, does not mean that their view is wrong.
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