I'm a great sweater knitter and all, but you don't think that's a little
wordy for a sweater? Hmm .. maybe if I used the front and the back and both
sleeves ....
Todd
----- Original Message -----
From: "Erika L Walker" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2001 1:41 PM
Subject: RE: Gump's View
| I absolutely LOVE IT! I am printing it and hanging on my wall!!
|
| If we could just get Todd to knit some sweaters with this on it....
|
| Erika
|
| "Twixt optimist and pessimist, The difference is droll; The optimist sees
| the doughnut, The pessimist, the hole." - McLandburgh Wilson
|
| -----Original Message-----
| From: Chris Montgomery [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
| Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2001 1:34 PM
| To: CF-Community
| Subject: Gump's View
|
|
| Awright, with the discussion of college degree vs non-college degree, and
| the bad jokes, this should fit right in.
|
| - Chris
| ---------------------------
|
| Forest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by St.
| Peter.
|
| St. Peter says,
| "This Place is filling up so fast, we've had to begin giving an entrance
| exam to get in.
|
| The test I have for you is only three questions:
|
| 1. What days of the week begin with the letter T?
| 2. How many seconds are there in a year?
| 3. What is God's first name? "
|
| St. Peter gives Forest time to think the questions over.
| Then St.Peter says, "Tell me your answers.
|
| First, what days of the week begin with the letter T?"
|
| Forrest says, "Well, the first one is easy. That would be Today and
| Tomorrow."
|
| The Saint said, "Forrest! That's not what I was thinking of!
| Hummmm, but you do have a point. I'll give you credit for that answer."
|
| "How about the next question? How many seconds in a year?"
|
| Forrest answers, "Twelve."
|
| St. Peter says, "Twelve?
| How could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
|
| Forrest says, "Gotta be twelve: January second, February second,
| March second.....".
|
| St. Peter says, "I see your point. I'll give you credit for that one,
| too.
|
| Let's go on with the next and final question.
| Can you tell me God's first name?"
|
| Forrest replied, "Andy".
|
| St. Peter says, "I can understand how you came up with your answers to
| my first two questions, but how in the heaven's name did you came up
| with the name "Andy" as the first name of God?"
|
| "That was the easiest one of all", Forrest replied. "I learned it from
| the song.....
|
| "ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
| ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
| ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN......"
|
| The lesson:
|
| THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW; and just because another
| person doesn't see things the same way or understand the same way that
| you do, does not mean that their view is wrong.
|
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