A few more from the wit of George Carlin:
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't
see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and
there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and
says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a
week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled
his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on
the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope -Talked 'em into giving
up. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to
test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They
want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when
they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my
truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist.
I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right
up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to
the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then
says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have
stopped him.
I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya
know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I
couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually
a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic
questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a
sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help
myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him
and said "no I'm deliverin' a bridge ... here's your sign."
----- Original Message -----
From: "Ricki Stern" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Wednesday, May 09, 2001 8:51 AM
Subject: Re: why this with trade !!!!!!
> and why do people drive on a parkway and park in a driveway
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Wednesday, May 09, 2001 6:09 AM
> Subject: why this with trade !!!!!!
>
>
> > Was pondeing that,
> > Why the products being delivered by car and trucks are called shipment
> while
> > products being delivered on ship are called cargo ?? Any Clues !!
> >
> > Sincerely,
> > Amit Talwar
> > intellikaps
> > Think That's The best You'll do for yourself Ever !
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
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