You should have taken her to the bar first. :)
> Ben! et al
>
> This reminds me of a highly amusing story that I hesitate to share with
"the
> class" due to the... well.. what the heck!
>
> My wife and I are at a wedding reception a couple of years ago and we're
> sitting at a table with all of our friends. We get up to stretch our legs
> and end up around a corner which is seemingly a dead-end except for a door
> which I proceed to investigate. Turns out to be a broom closet. Hmmmmm, I
> say to myself. I look around, and, not seeing anybody, turn to my wife
with
> a gleam in my eye and proceed to "gently" nudge her in for some, er,
"alone
> time" (I know, I'm such a romantic). Well, she quickly figures out what
I'm
> up to (Note to self: "Hey honey, check out the size of that broomstick!!!"
> is NOT becoming.) and repels my advances. So here I am, literally trying
to
> shove my wife into the broom closet (just call me Casenova) and here she
is
> with her little arms and legs firmly propped against the doorway. It's a
> stalemate! Little do I know that the adjacent pane glass windows, which
> generally show off the great outdoors, are acting as a mirror into our
> little corner of the room -- this fiasco is taking place right in front of
> the guests! Highly amused, one of my wife's friends cry out "She's
> RESISTING!" which is followed by an uproar of laughter. I turn around to
see
> what the commotion is about and stare back at the crowd for a moment.
> Dejected, I walk into the broom closet alone, and shut the door.
>
> My wife locked it and walked to the bar amidst applause.
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