Yep -- UUNet's line went down. They said Verizon. Verizon said a fiber
line was cut in NYC somewhere. They fix, but we're told the cut line
somehow corrupted our box. Go figgah.
So our sites are inaccessible to the general public for three days. Ah, at
least one benefit was that I was able to code a new web application without
other distractions. :)
-Vinny
-----Original Message-----
From: Todd Ashworth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2001 10:34 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: ****8**88***DINTY H"S BUFFIE SHOW!!1!!!***8***888***
I feel your pain .. I went through something very similar just this last
week .. how ironic ;)
Todd
-----
*fizzle* *crackle* *put put* *fzzzzzzzzzblat* Uh oh!
----- Original Message -----
From: "Vinny DiDonato (si.rr)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2001 9:38 PM
Subject: RE: ****8**88***DINTY H"S BUFFIE SHOW!!1!!!***8***888***
> Ok, I gotta come out of lurk mode for this "Dinty H Buffie Show"...
>
> First off, it was hysterical. I've never seen an episode of Buffy before,
> but I figured it was similar to this... well, this masterpiece. :)
>
> Second, I have NEVER had a worse headache than I've had after reading
this.
> Nope, this headache beats the one I had when our CSU/DSU was fried, the
> Spectra servers went down, and our SQL Server machine's power supply died.
> (All in a matter of hours)
>
> <cf_advil>
> -Vinny in NYC
> </cf_advil>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Todd Ashworth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2001 5:29 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: ****8**88***DINTY H"S BUFFIE SHOW!!1!!!***8***888***
>
>
> With all this talk about buffy, I couldn't resist heh.
>
> This is a story by everyone's favorite chat pal, Little Dinty H. It's a
> little dated, but still amusing. This is PG-13 btw ;)
>
> Oh .. and an extra muffin for anyone who gets the Vampire Hunter H
reference
> :)
>
>
> DINTY H"S BUFFIE SHOW
>
> J. GEILS; EVERY GENERASHUN THEIR IS A CHOSEN WON TO LET A VAMPIER
> STICK HIS HOO HOO DILLY IN HER CHACHA, THE SLAYER.
>
> WOLF; AAOOOOOOOOOO!111!!
>
> CUT TO THE LIBRARIE...
>
> WILLO; WEL IT SHUR IS A NICE DAY HEAR IN SUNNYDAIL!11!
>
> ZANDER; YES AND IT IS A MIRAKEL THAT A VAMPIER HAS NOT KILLED US BECUZ
> BUFFIE IS NOT DOING HER JOB!!11!!
>
> BUFFIE; HEY THAT"S NOT FARE!!11!! I"M VERY UPSET ABOUT MY
> BOYFREND!!11!!!
>
> J. GEILS; WEL I"M VERY UPSET ABOUT MY GIRLFREND BUT YOU WOOD"NT NO
> ANYTHING ABOUT THAT WOOD YOU BUFFY??//??
>
> BUFFIE; STOP BEING SUCH MEAN WONS TO ME!!11!!! I HAVE TO GO TO
> CLASS!!11!!
>
> WILLO; YAH BUFFIE LET"S GO TO CLASS AND FORGET ABOWT THESE MEAN
> WONS!!11!!!
>
> CUT TO THE CLASS...
>
> CORDEELIA; HEY YOU GUYS YOU WERE ALMOST LAET!!11!!
>
> WILLO; YAH SORRIE ABOUT THAT.
>
> TEECHER; EVERYWON PLEESE WELCOME OUR NEW STOODENT LITTEL DINTY H!!11!!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; HELO LADIES YOU ARE ALL CUTE WONS!!1!!
>
> ALL GIRLS; I WANT TO BE YOU"RE GIRLFREND!!111!!
>
> BUFFIE; HE WILL BE MINE!!11!! O YES HE WILL BE MINE!!11!! HEY DINTY H
> DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A DATE WITH ME???//??
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; WELL OK!!11!! WE CAN GO TO THE MOVIES AND SEE JON
> CLOD VAN DAMB!!11!!
>
> BUFFIE; OK I LIEK THAT IDEA!!111!!!
>
> CUT TO OUTSIED THE MOVIE THEETER...
>
> BUFFIE; THAT MOVIE WAS A GOOD WON!!11!! I CAN DO KARATIE TRICKS LIEK
> THAT TOO!!1!!!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; YAH WEL I CAN TOO!!1!!
>
> BUFFIE; WOW YOU ARE A COOL WON!!1!! OK LET"S WALK HOME THRU THE
> GRAVYARD!11!! OH NO HEAR COMES SOME MEAN WON VAMPIERS AND MY
> BOYFREND!!!11!! WHAT WILL I DO I DO"NT WANT TO HURT HIM!!!1!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; THAT OK WATCH ME GO!!11!!
>
> BUFFIE; WOW THOSE ARE NEET KARATIE FLIPS AND KICKS IN THE AIR YOU ARE
> DOING!!1!! YOU ARE REELY KILLING THOSE VAMPIERS!!1!!
>
> ANKEL; O CARP IT"S DINTY H!!!!1!!! YOWZA YOWZA I"M OUTTA HEAR!!!111!
>
> BUFFIE; WOW DINTY THAT WAS GRATE!!1!! DO YOU WANT TO COME TO MY HOUSE
> AND HAEV RELASHUNS?//??
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; THANK YOU NO I HAEV MORALS YOU SLUTTY GIRL!11!!
> ONESTLIE YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE SLUTTY NEW YORK GIRL ON DAWSIN"S
> CREEK!11! BESIEDS I DO"NT WANT ANKEL"S VAMPIER STD!!1!!!
>
> CUT TO THE LIBARIE...
>
> CORDEELIA; WEL BUFFIE HOW WAS YOUR DATE WITH DINTY?//??
>
> BUFFIE; IT WAS OK I GESS...HE HAS GOOD KARATIE TRICKS BUT HE WOOD"NT
> PUT OUT!!1!!!
>
> J. GEILS; WHAT A MINIT BUFFIE!!11!! DID YOU SAY DINTY???/?? DINTY
> H??//? DO"NT YOU NO HOO HE IS??//??
>
> WILLO; LOOK SOMEWON IS DOING A NIFTY FLIP THRU THE LIBRARIE
> WINDOW!!11!!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; YES I MUST ADMIT IT"S ME VAMPIER HUNTER H!11!!! BUT
> MY FRIENDS CALL ME DINTY!!1!!
>
> J. GEILS; ACORDING TO MY WASHER BOOKS DINTY IS HALF VAMPIER BECUZ HIS
> MOTHER WAS A SLAYER WHO LET A VAMPIER PUT HIS HOO HOO DILLY IN HER
> CHACHA.
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; YES IT"S TRUE THATS WHY I HAET ALL MEAN WON
> VAMPIERS EXCEPT FOR ELVIRA HOW ABOUT THOSE THINGIES??//??? HUBBA
> HUBBA!!1!!!
>
> CORDEELIA; THIS DINTY SHUR IS A CUTE WON AND HE SEEMS TO BE BETER THAN
> BUFFIE!!1!!
>
> BUFFIE; SHUT UP I JUST WANT MY BOYFREND!!11!!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; WELL TOO BAD BECUZ I"M GOING TO STAKE HIM BUT NOT
> THE WAY HE STAKED YOU IF YOU NO WAHT I MEEN!!1!! NUG NUDG WINK
> WINK!!1!!
>
> COMERSHUL BRAKE...
>
> THIS WEEK ON THE DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA YOU BEE BE SURE TO WATCH UNHAPILY
> EVER AFTER TO SEE IF BOBKAT GOLDTHWATE IS STILL WITHOUT SHAME. BUT THE
> DOTTIR DOES HAVE NICE THINGIES!11!! THERE THAT"LL HOOK YOU IN!!1!1!
>
> LEELOO; HELO I AM LEELOO AND I SAY TO BUY THIS MAKEUP BECUZ I USED TO
> LOOK ALL WEERD WITH ORANGE HARE BUT NOW I LOOK LIEK A PRETTY WON!!!1!
>
> CUT TO MEAN WON VAMPIER HIDEOUT
>
> SPIEK; WELL HEAR WE SIT IN OUR HIDEOUT TRYING TO DEFEET BUFFIE!!1!!
>
> ANKEL; YES SHE WAS A SOMEWHAT NCIE PEECE OF HIGHNIE BUT NOW I MUST
> MAEK HER DYE!!!11!
>
> DROOSHILA; SOMETIEMS I LIKE MOON PIES
>
> SPIEK; HEY WHAT"S THAT SOUND??/?? SOMEWON"S COMING IN THE WINDO!!1!!
>
> ANKEL; IT"S VAMPIER HUNTER H!!!!111!
>
> ALL MEAN WON VAMPIERS; OH CARP!!11!! WE"RE OUTTA HEAR!!11!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!11!! HIGH KEEBA!111!! HEAR
> COME THE STEAKS!!1!!!
>
> SPIEK; OH CARP I HAVE BEN STAKED!!11!
>
> DROOSHILA; OK DINTY DO"NT KILL ME!1!!! WE CAN HAEV RELASHUNS!!1!!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; HEY DO YOU HAEV A FREND HOO LIVES IN DAWSINS"
> CREEK? ANYWAY IF WE HAVE KIDS THEY WILL BE VAMPIERS BECUZ IT"S A
> DOMINANT TRATE AND THIS IS CLEERLY THE CASE WHEN WE REGARD THE CHI
> SQUAURE!!1!!1 SORRY I MUST STAKE YOU WITH MY WOOD NO NOT THAT
> WOOD!!11!!
>
> ANKEL; OK DINTY H I AM COMING FOR YOU!!1!!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; OH YAH WEL I CAN USE A SORD TOO!!1!! BRING IT
> ON!!11!
>
> ANKEL; YOU"RE MOTHER NEVER TOLD YOU ABOUT YOUR FATHER!111!!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; SHE TOLD ME ENUFF!11!1 SHE TOLD ME IT WAS A MEAN
> WON VAMPIER AND THAT SHE KILLED HIM!11!!
>
> ANKEL; NO DINTY!!1!!! I AM YOUR FATHER!!1!!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; NO!!1!!! I"LL NEVER JOYN YOU!!1!!
>
> ANKEL; YOU"RE WORIED ABOUT CORDEELIA?/?? WELL IF YOU WO"NT BECOME A
> VAMPIER THEN PERHAPS SHE WILL!!1!1
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; NEVER!!11!!1 OK I STAKED YOU WITH THIS SORD THAT
> WILL MAEK YOU DIE!!1!!
>
> ANKEL; TELL BUFFIE YOU WERE RITE ABOUT ME!1!! I AM JUST A MEAN WON
> VAMPIER!1!! OH NO I AM DED NOW!!11
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; YES AND I"LL BEE LAFFING MY HEAD OFF WHEN YOU"RE
> BURNING IN HELL!!1!! AS JON MAGLOCKLIN SAYS BYE BYE!!!!11!! NEXT
> ISHOO!!1!!!
>
> BACK IN THE LIBRARIE...
>
> J. GEILS; GEE I WONDER WHEAR DINTY H IS?/?? I HOEP HE IS OK!1!!
>
> BUFFIE; I HOEP MY BOYFREND IS OK!1!1
>
> WILLO; YES I THINK I FOUND THE SPELL TO SAVE ANKEL IN THE MAJIK
> CHATROOM!!1!! THEY ALSO SAY PENNY AND HORACE AER GOING TO ROOL THIS
> YEAR!!11!!
>
> ZANDER; HOO CARES ABOUT YOU"RE DUMDUM BOYFREND HE WILL PROBABLIE KILL
> ME TONITE ANYWAY!11!
>
> CORDEELIA; HEY LOOK HEAR COMES DINTY H THRU THE WINDO!!1!!
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; YES I"M BACK AND DO"NT WORRY BUFFIE I KILLED ANKEL
> AND ALL THE OTHER MEAN WON VAMPIERS!!1!!
>
> BUFFIE; O NO!1!1!
>
> J. GEILS; YES BUFFIE DINTY AND ZANDER HAEV BROT ME EVIDENS SHOWING
> THAT YOU HAD INAPROPRIET RELASHUNSHIP WITH A MEAN WON VAMPIER!!1!!
>
> BUFFIE; THIS IS A VAST VAMPIER BAT WING CONSPIRASIE TO SMEER MY GOOD
> NAME!11!
>
> J. GEILS; WELL THE HOUSE OF WASHERS HAS VOTED AND WE HAEV IMPEECHED
> YOU AND WE ARE MAKING VAMPIER HUNTER H OUR NEW HUNTER!!!1!
>
> BUFFIE; FIEN!11! BE MEAN WONS TO ME I WILL JUST RUN AWAY ON A BUS!11!!
>
> ZANDER; YOU SHOOD"NT RUN ON A BUS YOU SHOOD SIT QUITLY AS NOT TO
> DISTRUB THE OTHER PASENGERS!!1!! TALK ABOUT A RUDE WON!!11!
>
> CORDEELIA; OH DINTY YOU ARE THE BEST DO YOU WANT TO HAEV A DATE WITH
> ME??/??
>
> DINTY H THAT"S ME; YES CORDEELIA THAT SOUNDS LOVLY!1!!1 WE CAN GO SEE
> ZORRO!!1!1 I HOEP I GET TO SEKIND BASS TONITE BECUZ YOU HAEV
> SKRUMPSHUS LUSHISS THINGIES!!1!!
>
> CORDEELIA; I THINK YOU WILL!!1!!
>
> EVERYWON; HOORAY FOR THE BEST VAMPIER HUNTER DINTY H!!11!!
>
> PUPPET; ARGH GURR!!1!!
>
> Todd
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