I posted this last week when the list was down and I'm not sure it went through. Anyway, here it is
A man walks into a doctor's office. "Doc, you've got to help me. Every time I drive down a country lane, I find myself singing 'Green Green Grass of Home.' Every time I see a cat I sing 'What's New Pussycat?' And last night sang 'Delilah' in my sleep. I tell you, Doc, my wife was not at all amused." "I wouldn't worry. It seems you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." The man says, "I've never heard of that. Is it common?" "It's not unusual." ~Dan -----Original Message----- From: Alistair Davidson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, October 31, 2001 9:48 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Need Some Cheering Up (wince!) That's helped a bit - any more like that? -----Original Message----- From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: 31 October 2001 14:44 To: CF-Community Subject: RE: Need Some Cheering Up >>|We need some sympathy/hugs/muffins/jokes/general cheering up. >>| >>|Can anyone help a developer in need.......? Aw, Alistair, big hugs?! hmmm..... something funny ..... hmmmm..... an oldie but goodie? ----------------------------------- A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation." Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" Ready?? "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." :) Erika (with a *K*) -------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
