Five Cannibals get appointed as engineers in a Defense Department Organization.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team 
now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for 
something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals 
promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, 
and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has 
disappeared, however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The 
cannibals disavowed all knowledge of the missing cleaner.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: 
"Which of you idiots ate the cleaning lady?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You 
fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Division Chiefs and 
Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and 
eat the cleaning lady!"


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