> Jerry wrote: 
> A Chinese immigrant (after years and years of dreaming) finally makes it
> to America, and visits Washington DC, the cherished home of freedom and
> Democracy.
> 

How about:

Some nutjob thinks he can secure an audience with the President by
dressing in black and taking 2 suitcases (1 empty, 1 with a CD player)
to the Capital.

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